Three Left - It's the FINAL ROUND!

As much as it pains me, I have to announce that Elisabeth Hasselbeck has been saved this round. But I did learn that she receives the most hate mail and death threats than any of her co-hosts on The View. Hasselbeck broke down when she learned she had a place on the return ship. She had expected she'd be one of the first ones saved and her stress mounted each round as she remained.

That means only 2 sleep pods on the rescue ship are left and 3 cast off's remain.

THIS IS THE FINAL ROUND!
Who will you 'Strand on Mars', Ann Coulter, Michael Vick or Glenn Beck?
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Strand on Mars Probes Elisabeth Hasselbeck

Elisabeth Hasselbeck (née Filarski; born May 28, 1977) is a former reality show contestant—not even the winner, mind you, or even the runner-up—who somehow became co-host of one of the most popular daytime talk shows of all time. Though not especially well informed, Hasselbeck is, nonetheless, an irritatingly vocal supporter of conservative viewpoints.

The Final Four

Dr. Phil manages to just squeak by and earn himself a place on the flight back home. The world will not have to do without his wisdom and advice. This leaves fake crying charlatan Glenn Beck, Bush loving FOXNews puppet Elisabeth Hasselbeck, dog killer Michael Vick and purveyor of hate for attention Ann Coulter as the final four.
There are only 3 spaces left on the shuttle home, it's up to you to decide (even if reluctantly) who is deserving of a second chance on Earth and who to 'Strand on Mars'.
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