Yes, the people have voted and decided Glenn Beck is who they want to 'Strand on Mars'. It was a bit of an upset, since Glenn had never received the most votes in any other round. In Round 2 he was even as far back as 4th place and just a couple weeks ago he had 28% fewer votes than leader Ann Coulter.Because of Glenn's delicate nature, the rescue crew escorted Michael Vick, and Ann Coulter out of the base quietly in the middle of the night. When Glenn awoke he was informed by radio that he was alone, left behind on Mars. He began sobbing and clawing at the airlock door. He pleaded into the camera for another chance saying "he doesn't believe any of that stuff has says on his show; that all the seditious stuff comes from News Corp higher ups." While he babbled on, the rescue shuttle departed with his former fellow castaways: Reese Witherspoon, Levi Johnston, Joe Jonas, Rachel Ray, Miley Cyrus, Dr. Phil, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Michael Vick and Ann Coulter.
Some wonder whose punishment is worse Glenn Becks or the rest of us who will have to endure the returning cast offs.
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